The Dark Knight: 5/6

Something not quite perfect: ending drags?

or

The Dark Knight's greatest nemesis: DOGS!

Cover of the latest issue of Rolling Stone: 2/6

Really? No text? The deification begins...

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story: 3/6

As parody, doesn't go far enough.

Hancock: 5/6

Don't snicker: fine acting, suprisingly interesting.

Eternals by Neil Gaiman and John Romita Jr.: 5/6

Finally! An enjoyable and accessible Eternals.